ORIGINAL: Patriot
I see the D&DH poll asking us if we'd give up a day of hunting to watch football.
I came back early to catch the second half of my alma mater beat FSU saturday.
It was worth it.
ORIGINAL: Patriot
I see the D&DH poll asking us if we'd give up a day of hunting to watch football.
ORIGINAL: mightyfofaad
ORIGINAL: Everyday Hunter
I guess it's about time I admit my ignorance. I haven't been able to understand this thread. What is this thing called "football"?
Steve
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I saw one of those once ... There were a lot of the big guys from the school fighting over that oblong ball. Once in a while they'd throw it up in the air, or kick it. One of those times I thought it was a grouse, and almost took a shot at it
ORIGINAL: shaman
ORIGINAL: OHhunter
Being a lifelong Bengals fan, it was pretty easy NO for me. The exception would be if by some miracle the Bengals would make it to the playoffs. I may miss an afternoon of hunting, but I really don't see that happening.
If the Bengals make it to the playoffs, it'll be after rifle season in KY ends, so I'm in. My freezer will be full. Let's ask D&DH to send us press badges and we'll cover it for the magazine. Heck, Paul Brown and the Cincinnati Bengals have done more to promote deer hunting in the Tri-State region than any other group I know of. After a few losses like yesterday all you want to do is go hide in the woods.
Besides, when the Bengals make the playoffs again, I want to be at PBS to watch the pigs flying out of everyone's butts and the Ben-Gals doing handstands and acting as human fountains with a shower of nickels pouring out-- enough to feed all the poor children of Hamilton County AND pay off the debt for the two lousy stadiums we didn't need AND the #@#$@#$ Freedom Center.
I especially want to go to the SuperBowl where the Bengals finally win. They'll have Elvis fly down on a saucer for the halftime show.
When the game is overy Todd Rundgren will walk to the center of the field and play a monster guitar riff (Yeah, I know he's from Cleveland, but even he won't want to miss this!) and it will cause a large crack to open up in the middle of the field and lava will come out. Meatloaf will drive his motorcycle out of the flames and drop Sam Kinison off to present the Vince Lombardi Trophy. I can't WAIT for that monologue-- can you imagine the material he's been getting down there?
I can't wait!!!


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