LMAO- Actually, I am an excellent writer. I have something like 150 awards to prove that. In fact, just won a quite important one two days ago. Unfortunately, I also have severe nerve damage that hinders the use of my fingers on my left hand. So, if I don't proof read, which I did not, the above is the result.
The "I can't kick" is a reference to am old quote by Paul Hornung. Perhaps y'all are too young top remember him. He played a little football and when forced to try a P-A-T in a game, missed the ball completely. When asked how he was doing, he replied, "I can't kick".
I appologize for forcing you to decipher. I was in a hurry. If you would care to read some of my award winning offerings, you may do so http://www.wilsonpost.com
and simply click on the outdoor blog. You may even go back a few years and browse some old issues of this famous magazine. I believe I have some there.
There was a time, before a sneaky little virus invaded my spinal cord and tried to kill me, that I traveled widely and hunted widely. Now, I hunt mostly in my backyard and no longer give a hoot about antlers. But life is still quite good.
I have had to carefully proof this so you can read it but...I can't kick.