A blond lady had always wanted a pair of alligator shoes, from ever since she was a young girl.
She had to take a business trip to Louisiana, and she thought that this would be as good chance to get a pair, as Louisiana is full of alligators.
When she had some free time one day, she went to a sporting goods store, and asked the man who owned it what a good gun for alligators would be, because she wanted to hunt them. He sold her a 12 gauge and some slugs, and then asked him where to find an alligator.
"Well", he said, "If you head out of town about a half mile, there's a big levee, and on the other side is swampland. You should find some there."
She thanked him and left.
Later on after he closed, he wondered how she was doing, so he drove out the way he told her to go. Sure enough, there was her car parked at the levee. He parked his car, and walked up over the levee. As he started down the other side, he heard two quick shots. He hurried down the levee, and soon he saw FIVE big gators laying on the bank! As he got to the water's edge, he saw the blond woman dragging yet another big gator up on the shore. She turned the gator over and yelled out,
"DAMMIT! THIS one's not wearing any shoes either!!!"
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