3 guys were sitting in a bar one day having a friendly debate about what the most painful thing in the world was.
The first fellow was a carpenter, and his contention was this,
"The most painful thing? Well, that would have to be when you hit your thumb with a framing hammer the SECOND time in ten minutes!"
The others agreed that was pretty uncomfortable. Then the second guy, who was a dentist spoke up,
"I would say that the #1 most painful thing in the world is when I'm drilling a tooth without novacain, and I accidentlly hit a nerve. I men, I've seen grown men scream out in horrifying pain!"
Then the third guy, who happened to be a cattle rancher said this,
"Well, I can tell you what the SECOND most painful thing in the world is."
"The second?" asked the others.
"Yes, the second, said the rancher. One time I was riding fence, when nature's urge hit me good. I jumped off my horse, got my pants down, and I squatted behind some sagebrush. What I didn't know, was that there was a coyote trap set there. As I squatted, my "equipment" hit the trap pan, and the son-of-a-gun jumped right up and clamped on me!"
"GOOD HEAVENS!!!", exclaimed the other two. "That's awful! But you say that was the SECOND most painful thing? What on earth could possibly be more painful than that?"
The rancher grimaced and said, "WHEN I HIT THE END ON THE CHAIN!!!!!!"
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