Joke of the Day

[kellory]

Did you haer about the cowboy arrest for wrapping cows in brown paper? Yep, they nabbed him for cattle russeling!

[Woods Walker]

Joke of the day? Hmmm....let's see....How about the SPAM control on the D&DH forum!

[kellory]

A man with a suitcase is met at the Pearly Gates by St. Peter. St. Peter looks at the man, and says" You will not need your old clothes here, all will be provided." "Oh no you don't, "says the man, "I fought long and hard to bring this along, and I will not be parted with it!" St. Peter is intrigued." What could be so important, that you would carry it all the way to heaven?" "THESE!," says the man and opens the case to display 4 large gold bars! St. Peter is stunned! "You brought PAVEMENT?"

[Woods Walker]

3 guys were sitting in a bar one day having a friendly debate about what the most painful thing in the world was.

The first fellow was a carpenter, and his contention was this,

"The most painful thing? Well, that would have to be when you hit your thumb with a framing hammer the SECOND time in ten minutes!"

The others agreed that was pretty uncomfortable. Then the second guy, who was a dentist spoke up,

"I would say that the #1 most painful thing in the world is when I'm drilling a tooth without novacain, and I accidentlly hit a nerve. I men, I've seen grown men scream out in horrifying pain!"

Then the third guy, who happened to be a cattle rancher said this,

"Well, I can tell you what the SECOND most painful thing in the world is."

"The second?" asked the others.

"Yes, the second, said the rancher. One time I was riding fence, when nature's urge hit me good. I jumped off my horse, got my pants down, and I squatted behind some sagebrush. What I didn't know, was that there was a coyote trap set there. As I squatted, my "equipment" hit the trap pan, and the son-of-a-gun jumped right up and clamped on me!"

"GOOD HEAVENS!!!", exclaimed the other two. "That's awful! But you say that was the SECOND most painful thing? What on earth could possibly be more painful than that?"

The rancher grimaced and said, "WHEN I HIT THE END ON THE CHAIN!!!!!!"

[Wanderer]

A Legal Question

Is this STATUETORY RAPE?

Or is it just a MOOSEDEMEANER?

Stop laughing...This is serious

[kellory]

If they have a boy it could be a Rocky or a Chip, a girl could be Pebbles....And yes, she DID just lay there!

[jonny5buck]

Joke of the day? Hmmm....let's see....How about the SPAM control on the D&DH forum!

AHHH that right there is funny ...i don't care who you are....Im wondering if Ben isnt secretly selling paintings and such on craigslist and using different screen names to post the links on here--- ---Im onto your pyramid scheme Ben--- ----- ----

[Woods Walker]

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[Woods Walker]

This is more properly called the Joke Of The Last 3 Years...........

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[kellory]

When he took office, that was the first day of an Obama-nation!