At least this one got caught

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At least this one got caught

Postby bobow » Thu Dec 08, 2011 3:30 pm

Stealing deer; I guess he just decided it was the thing to do?

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Re: At least this one got caught

Postby Woods Walker » Thu Dec 08, 2011 3:52 pm

Buck steals buck, eh? MinneSOta too.... Ya hey dere.....

Sounds like a Lena and Ole' joke! :mrgreen:
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Re: At least this one got caught

Postby Woods Walker » Thu Dec 08, 2011 3:55 pm

Ole and Sven are out deer hunting. Ole bags a buck.


After they dress the deer and tag it, they grab it by its hind legs and start dragging through the woods back to the car. A game warden happens on the pair and, after checking their tags and admiring the buck tells them that they are dragging the deer out all wrong. By dragging it by the rear legs, the snow, leaves and dirt are getting caught by the animals fur, and the horns are getting all tangled in the brush. The warden suggests that they drag it by the front legs. They agree to try it and much to their surprise, it is much easier dragging the deer this way.


After a half hour of this Sven turns to Ole and says, "Boy dat game warden was right, it sure is easier dragging de deer dis way, but ya know, we are getting further away from de car."
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Re: At least this one got caught

Postby Woods Walker » Thu Dec 08, 2011 4:04 pm

Sven and Ole

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Ole was hunting geese up in the slough.
He leaned the old 12 gauge against the corner of the blind
to take a leak.
As luck would have it, the foolish dog knocks the gun over,
it goes off and Ole took most of an ounce of buckshot in the
groin.

Several hours later, lying in a Duluth hospital bed, he comes to and
there is his doctor, Sven.

"Vell Ole, I got some good news and some bad news.
The good news is dat yur gonna be OK. The damage was local to yur
groin, there vas very little internal damage, and ve were able to
remove all of the buckshot".

"Vat's the bad news?" asks Ole.

"The bad news is dat there vas some pretty extensive
buckshot damage done ta yur poor old veener.
I'm gonna have ta refer you ta my sister, Lena.
"Vell, I guess dat isn't too bad," says Ole.
"Is your sis a plastic surgeon?
" Not zactly," Sven says. "She's a flute player in
the Minnesota
Symphony Orchestra. "
She's a gonna teach ya vare to put yur fingers sos ya don't pee in yur eye." :mrgreen:
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Re: At least this one got caught

Postby kellory » Thu Dec 08, 2011 5:55 pm

Sven works for a construction company. Oley asks him about his day. "Been working hard? "Naw, I 've been fooling the boss! I have been carrying the same load of concrete up and sown the stairs all day! ;)
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Re: At least this one got caught

Postby Ohio farms » Thu Dec 08, 2011 7:39 pm

What a jerk. Glad they caught that little worm.
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Re: At least this one got caught

Postby Woods Walker » Thu Dec 08, 2011 8:13 pm

Hey now! Don't denigrate worms like that! I've bought and used a lot of worms over the years, and I've NEVER, EVER had one steal from me!

How about...."Scum bucket, low life, human garbage".....instead?
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Re: At least this one got caught

Postby Ohio farms » Fri Dec 09, 2011 9:17 am

I offer my apologies to all the honorable worms out there.
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Re: At least this one got caught

Postby Jslotter » Tue Dec 13, 2011 7:00 pm

Heres another idiot we can add to the list.
http://www.weau.com/home/headlines/135486863.html
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Re: At least this one got caught

Postby Woods Walker » Tue Dec 13, 2011 9:43 pm

Oh come on slot, cut the kid some slack. He was just trying to emulate one of his TV hunting show idols.

I wonder if he made a whispering running commentary as he was cutting a hole in the fence about how he put "the smackdown" on that bad boy......... :roll:
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