My insomnia enables me to watch TV very early in the morning. I saw an infomercial selling an electromagnetic shielding camo suite. They claim that it reduces your radio waves, electromagnetic and electrostatic fields so that you can approach deer without detection. For around $150 + shipping it can be yours. Any takers? The entire story is at hecsllc.com
Keep life simple...if you hear hoofbeats, think horses, not zebras.