Joke Of The Day

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Woods Walker
 
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Joke Of The Day

Postby Woods Walker » Tue Jan 15, 2013 9:41 pm

Tom decided to tie the knot with his long time girlfriend.

One evening, after the honeymoon, he was assembling some loads for an upcoming hunt.

His wife was standing there at the bench watching him. After a long period of silence she finally speaks.

"Honey, I've been thinking, now that we are married I think it's time you quit hunting, shooting, hand-loading, and fishing.
Maybe you should sell your guns and boat."


Tom gets this horrified look on his face.

She says, "Darling, what's wrong?"

"There for a minute you were sounding like my ex-wife."

"Ex wife!", she screams, "I didn't know you were married!"

"I wasn't "....................... :mrgreen:
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Waste Nothing,

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Re: Joke Of The Day

Postby Deebz » Wed Jan 16, 2013 9:44 am

LOL... that's a good one WW!
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Re: Joke Of The Day

Postby Sierra » Wed Jan 16, 2013 9:48 am

Haha! Good one. That goes for the ladies too. :-)
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Re: Joke Of The Day

Postby Allann » Fri Feb 08, 2013 10:49 am

He he. Lot of Laughing. This is really very funny joke. Thank you so much for sharing.
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Re: Joke Of The Day

Postby rthomas4 » Fri Feb 08, 2013 1:06 pm

I got this off of Roger Raglin's facebook page. If her prayer works, I may have to review my religious point of view!!!!!!!


During a recent morning mass in New York City, a little old Italian lady made her way to the front and out of character prayed rather loudly this simply statement .

Dear Lord, this has been a tough two or three years ...you have taken
my favorite actor Patrick Swayze, my favorite musician Michael
Jackson, my favorite salesman Billy Mays, my favorite actress
Elizabeth Taylor, my favorite singer Whitney Houston, and, now, my
favorite announcer Dick Clark. I just wanted you to know that my
favorite politician is Barack Obama.
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