Why did my first wife cheat?
Why is it I can't kill a bird this spring?
Why does my 2 year old have to test me?
Why can't I get my toilet to stop running all the time?
Why do I have 3 black labs and a wienner dog IN MY HOUSE?
Why does my wife love to hunt with me but make me keep my mounts downstairs?
Why did that 2" sapling jump in front of my arrow this past fall right in front of that doe?
Why is my 5 year old son a better shot than I was at 18?
Why can't I get the kids on my daughters baseball team I coach to CATCH THE BALL?
Why can't I find my keys?
Why did the largest buck I've ever seen in the woods have to come in 5 minutes after I could no longer see the pins on my bow?
Why did Bob, my old friend and farm owners land I hunted have to die at 55?
Why did I wake up at 2am this morning and not go back to sleep?
Why did that hunter have to top the hill last weekend when I finally got a gobbler to 40 yards, sending the bird flying away?
Why can't I find a best friend with lots of hunting land? Will you be my best friend?
Why, when I'm at home, I can't wait to go hunting, just to miss my wife and kids so much when I get there?
Why is it no one is picking the Cardinals baseball teams to have a winning team this year?
Why did I shoot at that buck 10 years ago, with that lever action 30-30, with the saftey on, and never actually shoot a round?
WHY DO BUCKS HAVE TO HAVE NOSE'S?
WHY?WHY?WHY?
