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Woods Walker
 
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Comparisons

Postby Woods Walker » Fri Sep 23, 2011 6:01 pm

For all of you who have made disparaging remarks about President Obama, please read the following...

I'm sure most of us have read the so-called comparison of Lincoln and Kennedy, but did you ever consider the relationship between Obama and Lincoln?

You might be surprised...

Parallels of Abraham Lincoln and Barack Hussein Obama:

1. Lincoln placed his hand on the Bible for his inauguration. Obama used the same Bible.

2. Lincoln came from Illinois . Obama comes from Illinois .

3. Lincoln served in the Illinois Legislature. Obama served in the Illinois Legislature.

4. Lincoln had very little experience before becoming President. Obama had very little experience before becoming President.

5. Lincoln rode the train from Philadelphia to Washington for his inauguration.
Obama rode the train from Philadelphia to Washington for his inauguration.

6. Lincoln was a skinny lawyer. Obama is a skinny lawyer.

7. Lincoln was a Republican. Obama is a skinny lawyer.

8. Lincoln was in the United States military. Obama is a skinny lawyer.

9. Lincoln believed in everyone carrying their own weight. Obama is a skinny lawyer.

10. Lincoln did not waste taxpayers' money on personal enjoyments. Obama is a skinny lawyer.

11. Lincoln was highly respected. Obama is a skinny lawyer.

12. Lincoln was born in the United States . Obama is a skinny lawyer.

13. Lincoln was honest, so honest he was called Honest Abe. Obama is a skinny lawyer

14. Lincoln saved the United States . Obama is a skinny lawyer.
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Re: Comparisons

Postby kellory » Fri Sep 23, 2011 7:00 pm

UNCANNY! That is just bown right spooky! :lol:
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Re: Comparisons

Postby Woods Walker » Fri Sep 23, 2011 8:33 pm

The White House Bed



One night, Obama is tossing restlessly in his White House bed. He awakens to see George Washington standing by him. Barak asks him, "George, what's the best thing I can do to help the country?"

"Set an honest and honorable example, just as I did," Washington advises, then fades away.

The next night, Obama is astir again, and sees the ghost of Thomas Jefferson moving through the darkened bedroom.Obama calls out, "Tom, please! What is the best thing I could do to help the country?
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"Respect the Constitution, like I did," Jefferson advises, and dims from sight.

Barak still isn't sleeping well the third night when he sees yet another figure moving in the shadows. It is Abraham Lincoln's ghost. "Abe, what is the best thing I can do right now, to help the country?" Obama pleads.

Abe replies, "Go see a play."
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Re: Comparisons

Postby kellory » Fri Sep 23, 2011 8:38 pm

Yes, yes, mrs. Lincoln, but how was the PLAY? Mrs. Kenedy, how was the parade? Or my favorite:: "Mrs. kenedy, He is teaching you to swim???" :lol:
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