Wanderer, and the Avatars.

[kellory]

WANDERER, AND THE AVATARS, In the foothills of D&DH, in the land of DUH is is the home of the Avatars. Creatures known for their tiny size and their even smaller minds. These creatures are so impaired that domestic turkeys were flown in after the wild turkeys gave up on them as tutors. Their minds are so small that a common birth defect can cause them to be too large for their own minds to grasp and their eyes to see, and their out of body experience is literal "out of sight, out of mind", for they Cease to be visible at all. This was a major problem as the census taker Orange mandingo remarked , in his famous speech:" 1,1,1,1,1,1,1,1,1,1,1,1,1,1,1,1,1,1,1,1,1,1,1,1,1,1,Where the heck are they? 1,1,1,1,1,1,1,1,1,1,1,1,1...... " and Bobinthebox, has been looking for them ever since, but he can't seem to think outside the box. It is not known what their true number are, for the census has never been finished, but the problem is truly unthinkable (for them). Then along came the Wanderer! It was never known if he was man or not but his powers were immense! He re-sized them at will! He put them back into their proper form, and they began appearing in places they didn't know they were missing from! And there was much rejoicing as they rang, and rang the Ding-Dong (both their national anthem and the only instrument they have ever mastered) There was much sitting and staring for all( they are world class starers!) And all hailed Wander an the one eyes king in the land of the blind, ALL HAIL WANDERER! MASTER OF RESIZERY! ALL HAIL WANDERER! MASTER OF RESIZERY!

[motorbreaker]

Kellory, you have to much time on your hands!!!!

[kellory]

It was worth the ten minutes it took to put togeather. Wanderer was helpful, and he rated a thankyou.