A Christmas Story

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Woods Walker
 
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A Christmas Story

Postby Woods Walker » Thu Dec 22, 2011 3:29 pm

A Touching Christmas Story...................

A married couple had been out shopping at the mall for most of the afternoon, when suddenly, the wife realized that her husband had "disappeared".

The somewhat irate spouse called her mate's cell phone and demanded: "Where the hell are you?"

Husband: "Darling you remember that Jewelery shop where you saw the Diamond Necklace and totally fell in love with it and I didn't have any money at that time and said 'Baby it'll be yours one day.'"

Wife, with a smile, blushing: "Yes, I remember that my Love."

Husband: "Well, I'm in the bar next to that shop."
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Re: A Christmas Story

Postby bobow » Fri Dec 23, 2011 7:14 am

Oh you are BAD! :lol:
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Re: A Christmas Story

Postby Ohio farms » Fri Dec 23, 2011 12:37 pm

My wife laughed at that one.
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Re: A Christmas Story

Postby Oakarver » Fri Dec 23, 2011 6:20 pm

:lol: ...soooo touching!


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