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This has absolutely nothing to do with hunting

Postby Sierra » Tue Dec 18, 2012 7:10 pm

Comic relief!

The stuff people invent. I was directed to this product specifically to read the customer reviews, which are absolutely hilarious. I even wrote one myself, which Amazon posted.

Banana Slicer:

http://www.amazon.com/Hutzler-5717-571- ... roduct_top

Theoretically, I could write a scathing review on how this slicer failed me for field dressing.
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Re: This has absolutely nothing to do with hunting

Postby Scoutfish » Tue Dec 18, 2012 8:03 pm

I did not even realize how badly I needed one of these until I saw it through your link.

I MUST HAVE ONE!

Can you even comprehend how many busted knuckes I have endured over the years while slicing bananas for my bolws of corn flakes?

Hell...I might just throw down and buy two , that way I have one for backup in case the first one goes bad on me!

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Re: This has absolutely nothing to do with hunting

Postby Woods Walker » Tue Dec 18, 2012 8:30 pm

Is yours the "South Side Story" one? That WAS funny!
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Re: This has absolutely nothing to do with hunting

Postby Sierra » Tue Dec 18, 2012 8:56 pm

Hehehe, nah mine mentioned lack of potassium, hobbling around as a result, and Hall and Oats.
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Re: This has absolutely nothing to do with hunting

Postby Woods Walker » Tue Dec 18, 2012 9:04 pm

"WHY??!!" Like Nancy Kerrigan.......LMAO!!!!! :lol:

That was good!
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Re: This has absolutely nothing to do with hunting

Postby Woods Walker » Tue Dec 18, 2012 9:10 pm

Didja' ever see that TV ad for a "must have" ear wax cleaner? They show someone using a Q-Tip and wincing and saying "OW" as he cleans his ear, and then they go into their pitch on how painful and dangerous using a Q-Tip is and how their gizmo is so much better and less painful..

Well.....I guess if one is dumb enough to keep pushing a Q-Tip into their head unitl it hurts enough to say "OW", then you may very well need their gizmo!

I just hope the same imbecile doesn't use a razor to shave with!!!!!
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Re: This has absolutely nothing to do with hunting

Postby kellory » Tue Dec 18, 2012 10:33 pm

571B? You mean he tried 571 other times before he decided "this ought to fit most bananas, and then revised it for the B version? WOW! Talk about dedication to his craft! Of course, it was received a little differently here: http://www.gizmag.com/3-in-1-banana-split-tool/25023/ (same concept but with extra tools!) :lol:
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Re: This has absolutely nothing to do with hunting

Postby Sailfish » Wed Dec 19, 2012 8:18 am

some of the reviews are hilarious
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Re: This has absolutely nothing to do with hunting

Postby Sierra » Wed Dec 19, 2012 5:41 pm

I got an e-mail from Amazon today, wanting to know if I could answer a customer question. He/she wanted to know if they are legal in all 50 states, and if they can get through TSA.
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Re: This has absolutely nothing to do with hunting

Postby kellory » Wed Dec 19, 2012 9:44 pm

I'd be more worried about homeland security. That thing is clearly a dangerous weapon. ;)
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