I was at Dick's Sporting goods store this morning picking up some .22 shells, reload items, etc
When I was ready to pay for my purchases the cashier said, "Strip down, facing me."
Making a mental note to complain to the manager AND my congressman about the gun control people running amok, I did just as she had instructed.
When the hysterical shrieking and alarms finally subsided, I found out that she was referring to my credit card.
I have been asked to shop elsewhere in the future.
They need to make their instructions a little clearer!
Nothing wrong wiht a litle humor these days
