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RE: Advice Needed (Warning: Gross)

Postby Woods Walker » Sun Feb 15, 2009 4:58 am

ORIGINAL: wack

A colostomy bag is a little dramatic and not all dumps are simple [:@] but we could build a bag into your Lazy Boy if you wish......or, we've got a 6 hp shop vac we could rig up that has 2 hose sizes to choose from..[:-]...we're Tim the tool man when we need him?  What would McGiever do? Survivorman says test the leaves first.[:D] Test takes at least 20 minutes.[8|] What happens if the leaves don't pass the test?

OMG!!!! you want drama? Did you know that after you wake up from hemorrhoid surgery they wait till all the meds wear off and about the time you think the worst is over with, they send a big ugly nurse in to yank the softball sized tampax out!![:@] and when you've recovered enough to sign a paper they hand you prescription'S for pain killers and stool softeners, wish you luck and wheel you out the door? Drama? Like when pain killers make you constipated, rip out your stitches and cause weeks and months of more pain and lead to a 2nd and 3rd surgery? Meanwhile your dentist is yanking 26 teeth and grinding the jaw bone so you can't eat, cant sh!t and you loose 40 lbs. By time you get back to work, someone else is doing your job. Your told to clean out your locker and your former workmates had filled it up with Tampax. It was just a joke, they didn't know you were getting fired because of the time off. They're all laid off now too. How's that for drama?

 
And I'll bet it was raining to boot too! [:o]

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RE: Advice Needed (Warning: Gross)

Postby DeanoZ » Wed Mar 25, 2009 9:50 am

Truly more than I ever wanted to know about flatulance, bowel movements, and hemmorroids.  After 6 months and 4 pages full of responses, did Joe at least get an answer to his original question? [:-]

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RE: Advice Needed (Warning: Gross)

Postby OHhunter » Wed Mar 25, 2009 12:17 pm

If I remember correctly he's taken a dose glycerin in the morning to remedy his problelm, Image
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RE: Advice Needed (Warning: Gross)

Postby JPH » Wed Mar 25, 2009 1:21 pm

What was I thinking when I started this thread?

Nice graphic OHhunter!

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RE: Advice Needed (Warning: Gross)

Postby OHhunter » Wed Mar 25, 2009 3:46 pm

[:D][:D][:D]
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RE: Advice Needed (Warning: Gross)

Postby DeanoZ » Thu Mar 26, 2009 6:08 am

ORIGINAL: JPH

What was I thinking when I started this thread?

Nice graphic OHhunter!

 
I dunno Joe, but the mere fact that i found it entertaining is distrubing to me...props to OHhunter for the funny graphic!!!

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RE: Advice Needed (Warning: Gross)

Postby Nubs » Thu Mar 26, 2009 4:37 pm

May it never end.....

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RE: Advice Needed (Warning: Gross)

Postby danesdad » Thu Mar 26, 2009 5:01 pm

A pepsi on an empty stomach gets things moving for me every time.

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RE: Advice Needed (Warning: Gross)

Postby wannabehuntin » Thu Apr 02, 2009 7:22 am

You can tell it isn't hunting season now.  Here we are talking about bowel movements.  But it is funny to read, I have had several chuckles out of this forum.

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RE: Advice Needed (Warning: Gross)

Postby Woods Walker » Thu Apr 02, 2009 9:09 am

wannabe: You did it man! You broke danesdad's status as a threadkiller! There hasn't been a post in this forum topic catagory since the 26th of last month.
 
I was beginning to think he was poison......[;)]
 
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