A colostomy bag is a little dramatic and not all dumps are simple [:@] but we could build a bag into your Lazy Boy if you wish......or, we've got a 6 hp shop vac we could rig up that has 2 hose sizes to choose from..[:-]...we're Tim the tool man when we need him? What would McGiever do? Survivorman says test the leaves first.[:D] Test takes at least 20 minutes.[8|] What happens if the leaves don't pass the test?
OMG!!!! you want drama? Did you know that after you wake up from hemorrhoid surgery they wait till all the meds wear off and about the time you think the worst is over with, they send a big ugly nurse in to yank the softball sized tampax out!![:@] and when you've recovered enough to sign a paper they hand you prescription'S for pain killers and stool softeners, wish you luck and wheel you out the door? Drama? Like when pain killers make you constipated, rip out your stitches and cause weeks and months of more pain and lead to a 2nd and 3rd surgery? Meanwhile your dentist is yanking 26 teeth and grinding the jaw bone so you can't eat, cant sh!t and you loose 40 lbs. By time you get back to work, someone else is doing your job. Your told to clean out your locker and your former workmates had filled it up with Tampax. It was just a joke, they didn't know you were getting fired because of the time off. They're all laid off now too. How's that for drama?
And I'll bet it was raining to boot too! [:o]