Why did my first wife cheat? because there was a better person for you to marry...
Why is it I can't kill a bird this spring? because you are not in the right place at the right time or you are not a professional hunter
Why does my 2 year old have to test me? because he is trying to learn right from wrong
Why can't I get my toilet to stop running all the time? because you are not a plummer
Why do I have 3 black labs and a wienner dog IN MY HOUSE? because you like dogs
Why does my wife love to hunt with me but make me keep my mounts downstairs? because she thinks they are bambi
Why did that 2" sapling jump in front of my arrow this past fall right in front of that doe? because you didn't prepare enough for success
Why is my 5 year old son a better shot than I was at 18? because he has learned from your mistakes and your passion
Why can't I get the kids on my daughters baseball team I coach to CATCH THE BALL? because they have not had enough practice or are to young to have developed the skill
Why can't I find my keys? because you don't put them in the same place everyday
Why did the largest buck I've ever seen in the woods have to come in 5 minutes after I could no longer see the pins on my bow? because he is smarter than you and can tell time!!
Why did Bob, my old friend and farm owners land I hunted have to die at 55? because god would rather have him to hang out with than you!!
Why did I wake up at 2am this morning and not go back to sleep? because it is turkey season
Why did that hunter have to top the hill last weekend when I finally got a gobbler to 40 yards, sending the bird flying away? because he wanted to have a chance to kill the bird
Why can't I find a best friend with lots of hunting land? Will you be my best friend?because you are not a nice person...just kidding
Why, when I'm at home, I can't wait to go hunting, just to miss my wife and kids so much when I get there? because you love them both
Why is it no one is picking the Cardinals baseball teams to have a winning team this year? because they are not very good
Why did I shoot at that buck 10 years ago, with that lever action 30-30, with the saftey on, and never actually shoot a round? because you were inexperienced
WHY DO BUCKS HAVE TO HAVE NOSE'S? because God wanted to make hunting more enjoyable
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