http://www.myoutdoortv.com/ you can catch up on a lot of good hunting shows free
That's a great sight. Thanks.
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To me, these hunting shows and porno movies have alot in common:
1. They both use whores.
2. They both exploit what should be a personal experience and degrade it.
3. They both give a false view of the subject that they are showing.
4. When you've seen one, you've seen them all.
5. They could ALL be titled "STUFF THAT NEVER HAPPENS TO ME!!"
6. They both depict something that I would MUCH ,MUCH ,MUCH rather DO than WATCH!
I find it odd that on the one hand we have a sport that is losing popularity with the young, mostly because it is too boring for their minds that have been seduced by video games. On the other hand, somebody decides to have a show that showcases that sport. Stranger still is the idea of multiple networks devoted to the subject. For as much as I love deer hunting, even I have to admit that watching other people hunt is akin to watching the glaciers retreat.
My wife, KYHillChick and I do watch these shows and the turkey hunting shows as well. However, we have to spice it up a bit. My now-departed dog, Barney, taught me some important lessons that help liven up our hunting show experience. My new dog, Jay, is carrying on the tradition. The important things to remember are:
1) The outdoor show theme music is a sure sign that live game has been loosed somewhere in the house. You need to come immediately so that you can catch them before they disperse.
2) When the game runs to the right, you need to go bark out the window.
3) When the game runs offscreen to the left, you need to run out of the room and scour the house for it.
4) When the deer runs away in the center of the screen, he's run behind the screen of the projector TV. A thorough search on the back of the screen is in order.
5) When the hunter is aiming, he is aiming at you. You need to run up to the screen and bark at him until he puts it down.
6) The heads on the wall really do talk when you're not watching. After each show, you need to give them extra scrutiny and sniff to see if they have been using that Tink's 69 again.
7) All the people on the screen are talking to you. You need to show them you're nice and they will reach out from the screen and give you affection. If they don't you need to bark at them and wag your tail.
I hope this clears up any confusions and improves your hunting show experience.
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