[font=verdana,geneva]"My friends, we live in the greatest nation in the history of the world. I hope you'll join with me as we try to change it." ....Barak Hussein Obama.[/font]
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[font=verdana,geneva]Oh yes.....Barak Hussein Obama and his lovely wife Starbucks, the Democrat nominee for President Of The United States. What a wise and well qualified choice![/font]
[font=verdana]What makes him so eminently qualified?[/font]
[font=verdana]His decades in Washington serving multiple terms??.......um...noo....he's yet to complete a term.[/font]
[font=verdana]I know! His years spent in the private sector as a CEO and managing a nationwide or international company! Hmmmm....no....not that either, he's only been a law professor.[/font]
[font=verdana]Then it must be his years of military service as a ranking officer! Huh? What's that? No military service, either?[/font]
[font=verdana]How about in the diplomatic corps, doing sensitive behind the scenes negotiations and acting as a liason between our allies and their enemies, all the while gaining their respect and enhancing his reputation as a responsible person? No? Not that either? Sheese..........[/font]
[font=verdana]Then it must be his years that he served as a governor of a State! That has to be it! Same type job as a President, only on a smaller scale!......What's that? You're kidding...no Governorship either???[/font]
[font=verdana]Well then. That pretty well narrows it down then, doesn't it.........[/font]
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[font=verdana]It must be because he's:[/font]
[font=verdana]Black and non-threatening to white liberals.[/font]
[font=verdana]A man who believes in HOPE! and CHANGE! [/font]
[font=verdana]A Democrat.[/font]
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[font=verdana]What's handy about this, is that if he became ill or couldn't campaign for a while, they could take a turnip, paint it black, pipe in some flowery rhetoric, and no one would know the difference! [/font]
[font=verdana]Except our enemies, who feed turnips to their sheep and goats..........[/font]
